the more i think about it the more confused i am
I’m not an expert but I would guess you’d die before you could complete your research. By eating yourself you’re essentially only obtaining the nutrients from the body part you eat, you would eventually defecate the remaining matter. Your body wouldn’t hold enough nutrients to sustain your body for a long time because you would have to use those nutrients and calories to replenish the blood you lost and to recover from the shock of eating your body part.
Golden GlobeSuperhero Awards
Also In Attendance: The Batman With Nipples, Dr. Chase Meridian, Invisible Woman, War Machine, Sabretooth, Two-Face, Elektro, Mr. Freeze, Colonel Chester Philips, Aunt May, Chudnofsky
^^ fail, catwoman is not a superhero, she’s a neutral character only interested in her own interests. Elektra is also questionable
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
This is the best thing I have ever seen
reblogging again because I cannot fucking contain myself so cute
HAVE YOU ALL LEARNED NOTHING FROM MISTER STEPHEN COLBERT.